Dad: Son what do you wanna do when you grow up?
Son: I wanna go give coffee to a bunch of weirdos that may rape me
Dad:.....
Dad: Lmao ok son seriously that was so funny but tell me what do you wanna do when you grow u-
Son: I wanna go give coffee to a bunch of weirdos that may rape me-
Dad: Son ur adopted
Son:.....................
Dad: Lol